was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
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we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
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BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
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