He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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