I'm really into asian looking animals
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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