You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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