no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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