Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Pooping to opera.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
