Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
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Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
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Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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