They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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