My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
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I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
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Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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