whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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