Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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