I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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