She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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