yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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