You're my little dorito
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I got inside last night via doggy door
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
Randomize
