i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
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You made out with two different species that night
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
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And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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