..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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