Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
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You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
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Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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