Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
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Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
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I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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