Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
She told me I should be a condom model.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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