White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
