My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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