Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
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Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
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My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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