thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
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can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
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A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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