she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
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...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
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He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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