Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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