i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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