my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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