i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
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I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
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Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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