I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
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I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
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Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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