I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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