there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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