Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
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the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
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What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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