It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
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shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
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No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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