Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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