I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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