I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
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no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
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She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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