My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
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after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I have feelings that need drinking.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
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He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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