im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
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I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
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Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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