it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
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Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
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I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
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