hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
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