do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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