You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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