I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
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She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
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I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize