Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
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Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
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my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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