ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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