Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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