i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
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your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
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You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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