So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
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I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
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all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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