Can I ask u a weird question?
do u have the hershy squirts too?
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
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You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
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Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.