Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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