Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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